Oh dear God.  So this story–about a Freedomworks video featuring a sex scene between a fake Hillary Clinton and a fake giant panda–reveals the embarrassing truth.  The Tea Party folks, they’re…they’re…furries.

Now, to each their own.  Everybody needs a fetish–and Lord knows people with as much of a stick up their rear as the Freedomworks contingent need one–but ACK.  Does this mean that the Freedomworks conferences involve after-hours cuddly fur piles?  Inquiring minds…don’t really want to know.

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