Toddler beauty queens. Families which think that spawning nineteen babies is a great idea. Gator hunters from the swamps.
See a pattern here? Yes, I disagree with the Duck Dynasty guy’s views on homosexuality. But the purpose of these characters is to be freakish. The TV channels which rely on these shows for ratings scour the darkest recesses of this country and dig up the bizarre and the shameless. And we’re supposed to be shocked that they have backwards opinions? About a year ago, Michelle Duggar–of 19 Kids And Counting fame–made a speech at an evangelical conference in which she gave tips for being a more obedient wife. Seriously…this is the kind of thing we should expect from this crowd.
More importantly, why should we care what these reality “stars” think? It turns out Honey Boo Boo is in fact in favor of gay rights–so what? This is still Honey Boo Boo we’re talking about. Since when do we care what the circus sideshow thinks about marriage equality, or any other issue? I guess we do now, and that makes me far sadder than anything Phil Robertson will ever say.