When I leave the office after a long week of overtime hours, after hundreds of questions from customers frustrated with their health care plans, I need a drink. I need a drink that feels like I feel. A beer that is dark and bitter. The taste isn’t easy. Something that is flirted with by irritating hipsters and shunned by normal people. Something that shouldn’t be marketed to stay at home moms. There might be a little chocolate or blackberry flavor mixed in there, but that won’t make the drink any friendlier or less intense.
Yeah, that’s exactly the sort of drink I need right now. Man, it’s been a hard week.