When you go on a journey, you discover that the world is full of dangerous people. My life has been no different. I’ve come far and faced off against many villains.
For example, when I was a child, I was told that evil American capitalists wanted to drop a nuclear bomb on me. But then I moved to a different land and found out that it was, in fact, evil Russian Communists who wanted to drop a nuclear bomb on me. That was confusing, but then things got even more complicated.
When I lived by the northern European seas, abortion and gay rights were considered good things, and anybody who opposed them was strange. But when I lived in the American desert, I learned that abortion and homosexuality were sins, and anybody who supported them was immoral. Now I live by the Pacific Ocean, and once again it’s those who are too religious and too traditional that are suspect. I’m having a hard time keeping track of all this. Maybe it would be easier for me to tell the good guys and the bad guys apart if I had stayed in one place and didn’t move around so much.
What makes it even harder is that so many people wear magical disguises and are not what they seem. For instance, those who aren’t Christian aren’t really American, even though they pretend to be. Just like those who aren’t Catholic aren’t really Polish. Ah, but hold on–it’s not enough to know that someone is wearing the Christian label. If they are liberal, they aren’t really Christian. You see how tricky this gets.
Now I feel as if I’m living in a cursed time, because everyone is starting to look like an enemy. The conservatives aren’t true patriots and neither are the progressives. I’m supposed to be on the watch for thieves who will steal my money through taxes and robbers who will steal my work by paying me too little for it. There are hawks who want to attack everyone and doves who want us to get attacked. Gun nuts want to shoot me, but then again I hear that those who favor gun restrictions want to see me defenseless and shot.
So how do I move forward on my way when I’m surrounded by dragons? Could it be? Is it possible that I’m the only one who’s right and everybody else is wrong? After all, many wise men and women around me are making this claim–that they are the only ones who hold the key to true knowledge.
Believing that those who think differently from you are monsters to be fought is one way to journey through this world. I find the travelling lighter and easier when I don’t carry all that heavy weaponry with me, though. The dragons are imaginary anyway–they’re just imperfect human beings, a lot like me–and our battles are unnecessary.