You talk about science fiction, but you sneak novels with titles like “The Sheik’s Mistress” into your purse.
You listen to public radio in the morning, but you love your reality TV at night.
You say you like jazz and indie rock, but you sing Lady Gaga songs in the shower.
You support the Democrats, but you vote against higher property taxes.
You always eat your kale salad with a side of potato chips.
You’d kiss a girl for fun, but you dream of a man marrying you.
You still like to wear your old pair of Uggs around the house.
You’re not as cool as you think you are. And admit it–when nobody’s watching, you’re okay with that.