Inside the locker room at USA High Coach Stern: Well team, I’ve got some bad news. Barry’s dad got a promotion and his family’s moving to Hawaii. (Assembled team gasps.) Running Back: But, Coach, he’s our quarterback! We can’t win without Barry! Noseguard: He’s brought us back from so many deficits. We’re doomed! Coach Stern: […]

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