Just working on writing some 2020s jokes:
Two prisoners are digging ditches in a Trumpland labor camp.
The white-skinned one turns to the brown-skinned one and gloats: “Ha! I don’t have to be politically correct anymore!”
Okay…so that’s not very funny. But to be fair, neither is our future!
Wacka wacka wacka!
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05/27/2017 at 11:09 am
A bank teller, a travel agent and a cabbie walk into a bar. They’re instantly thrown out for being jobless bums.
Waka-waka.
Note: Of the dozens of soon-to-be-eliminated professions to choose from, I had to limit myself to 3. Otherwise the joke would be less funny. (Comedy Rule of 3s.)
05/28/2017 at 1:49 pm
Ha! Another good one. We’ll make a killing on the neo-feudal stand-up scene.
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05/31/2017 at 12:14 pm
We should make sure we pickup all the tomatoes (etc) that get thrown at us while on stage. If we can’t eat them, we can at least save the seeds for our Survival Garden.
06/13/2017 at 12:01 pm
A guy walks into a polling station with an orangutan. The man is told he cannot vote because he lives in a Democratic ward and doesn’t have the required 7 pieces of photo ID and a DNA sample. Meanwhile, the orangutan is put in a litter and carried by poll workers past everyone in line and directly into to the voting both. He is, after all, the next Senator for the state.
Wacka-wacka-wacka!
06/14/2017 at 6:55 pm
I would like this, but the jokes are hitting too close to home!!
06/15/2017 at 2:16 pm
Hey, I got a million of -em!
06/15/2017 at 6:21 pm
We probably all do by now!
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06/21/2017 at 12:21 pm
A re-elected Supreme Leader Trump (Greatness be upon Him) holds a press conference in the Rose Garden. During the conference, He announces His intention to repeal the 22nd amendment. He wants to run for a 3rd term.
Hey, I had 3 terms with 3 hot wives. Why can’t I get a 3rd term with this hot country? Actually, I can’t wait for my 4th term with both. Very horny for America. Very horny.”
Wacka-Wacka-Wacka!
06/21/2017 at 8:10 pm
Hahahahaaaaa *sob*
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07/10/2017 at 10:36 am
I tried to post another “joke” twice (a wall joke), but it seems to have gone into the giant, dark, abyss that is…The Future.
07/10/2017 at 11:07 am
Wall jokes are not allowed anymore, comrade.
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07/10/2017 at 3:01 pm
Hey, my dad snuck past the Berlin Wall during its construction. So, I get to joke about walls. Especially (Joke Spoiler Alert in case the post shows up in your SPAM bin) if the wall in question is the one Trump will propose in 2020 on the US-Canuckistan border….to keep dangerous “Ice-backs” like me out.
But I think, like the Berlin Wall, it will be more about keeping its citizens in.
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07/10/2017 at 3:53 pm
Well, we all know about those dangerous Canadians….they might sneak some health care in with them.
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07/12/2017 at 10:06 am
And don’t forget those dangerous, rapist, job stealing, hockey players!
I wish the joke comment worked. It wasn’t half bad. The real joke is that Canucks actually come to America and steal jobs that Americans actually want. (Doctors, lawyers, TV stars etc.) But we somehow….”belong” more -eh?
07/12/2017 at 3:44 pm
Interesting how that works….
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