“Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.” — Luke 6:30
For all those who complain about how much the deficit went up under Obama and other Democrats (although it’s usually the Republicans who increase the deficit, anyway)–can you imagine how much the deficit would go up under a President Jesus?
Just think of what his policies would be. A President Jesus would immediately get impeached or assassinated–by Christians.
eurobrat 
10/26/2017 at 7:52 pm
Karolina. you are awesome.
10/27/2017 at 6:57 pm
Aw, girl! You’re awesome too!
10/27/2017 at 1:09 pm
Love this. Well done. – Marty
10/27/2017 at 6:58 pm
Thank you!!
12/13/2017 at 1:04 pm
President Jesus Christ??? Jesus Christ, woman! That old hippie gave up on us damn dirty apes a long time ago. Okay, cue the poignant blast from the past. (The-The past, to be more specific)
But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming
Honey you’ve got another thing coming…..
If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He’d be gunned down cold by the C.I.A
12/14/2017 at 7:21 pm
Ha! True, but a girl can always dream, can’t she?
12/15/2017 at 10:23 am
Of the 20 or so versions of this great (&very appropriate) song on UselessTube, I pick the one that will only play on UselessTube. On the bright side, I guess I finally figured out how to link to a video…a giant, accidental, link..but still progress.
“A girl can always dream”? Well, this guy dreams he can wake up from his non-stop nightmare called The New Millennium.
12/15/2017 at 10:26 am
As for the deficit & debt, there is but one universal rule of thumb to government spending…
Follow the money. If the money goes to people who matter, fine. If the money goes to people who don’t matter, not so fine.