According to the weather forecasts, the polar vortex will be coming back this week. Chris Christie must be breathing a sigh of relief, as his hijinks might get swept from the headlines by more sensationalized reporting of Unprecedented Ice And Snow! …also known as winter weather in the Midwest.
In fact, who knows, maybe Christie engineered it all, like he did the traffic snarl in Fort Lee? I can see the internal e-mails now:
“They’re on to me. Time for some climate problems in the East.”
And voila, a conspiracy theory is born. These are easier to create than I thought they were. I’m ready for my gig as the substitute host on Coast To Coast AM!